Chell’s an average test subject
Who never gets a break
She tests and tests and tests for just a
Whiff of tasty cake.
Years and years in cryosleep
Had left her rather dim
But a chipper little core came knocking on her door
And when she left with him
She found the OddPortals
Fairly OddPortals
(Gel and cubes!)
(Neurotoxin tubes!)
OddPortals
Fairly Oddportals
Door hack, tin shack, bird attack, “She’s back!”
lemonade, core brigade, faith plate, Chell betrayed
Turrets broke, tricky bloke, Johnson croaked, no joke!
(Doodle-lee-doo!)
OddPortals
Fairly OddPortals
She’ll find a way to save the day
With Fairly OddPortals!
(SPAAAAACE)
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